Ethos?

Unfortunately, the new layout I chose for the blog doesn't allow me to use the same fancy colors that I did before... I'm sure there's a way to fix it, but I'm lazy... Really, really lazy.

Me: Whats in it for me?

Him: 20%... Of the tip of my penis.

Me: 100%.

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Him: You drive a hard bargain.

Me: You drive a hard bargain!