The Fashionista and the Five Head
"You tell me when I'm being an arrogant son of a bitch and I tell you when you're being a pain in the ass, which you are, 99% of the time."
Wednesday, August 3, 2011
Ethos?
Saturday, June 18, 2011
If I play video games on mute when I get home, will that keep you up?
I won't cuss.
Yes.
Oh.
You knew the answer to that.
You said another offensive thing in your sleep.
What did I say?
I put my arm around you and you informed me that we were moving too fast.
One of the neighborhood fucks left his train in the driveway.
I stole it.
You're horrible.
My dad said my insurance shouldn't be too much more since my rate went down.
Yeah, and you're married and a girl.
Looks like we have some haters in the audience today!
There actually won't be any crackin' out on video games at 2am in an apartment, either. If you want to fuck around, buy me a house.
What?!
Apartments are small and you're too intense with that shit.
You're not even pooping, you're just hanging out!
To do list: kill Karley
Shut up. Put that on your to do list.
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
Regarding You (With Commentary by Katie Gauthier)
But if you don't kill quickly, you'll chicken out.
Who would we make jokes about if he was dead though? I mean, realistically, we need him for laughs.
We could dress his corpse up in funny costumes. Or stick his hand down his pants... not that he doesn't do that already.
"That Mexican that just applied... he's illegal."
What if he really was and his mom never told him and then he got deported?
Good riddance!
More guacamole for you.
Amen. We really can't work together though and not just because he likes beans and hopped the border.
Because you'd kill and bury any girl that talked to him, right?
That, and conflict of interests which means since we've seen each other naked, we can't risk doin' it in the workplace.
You perverts.
You should apply to every place within a 15 mile radius of his house. Then tell him he can't apply to any of those places because you did first and he's seen you naked.
"That Mexican that just applied... he's seen me naked."
"And he's illegal. But more importantly, he's seen me naked."
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Wednesday, November 24, 2010
Viva La Blog
Taco Bell is gross.
Really? I love it. I love the crunchwrap.
Did you say cuntwrap?
Yeah, it's really good. They steam the cunt and wrap it in a tortilla... You wouldn't like it though, you don't eat cunt.
You know what would make me feel better?
My penis?
How did you know?!
My penis is psychic.
Too bad it doesn't have wheels. Maybe that's what you'll get for Christmas.
A little rocket car for my penis?!
They're on sale at Target. Merry Christmas!
Yaaay!
I know what those little lumps on my head are.
What are those freaky little things?
They're missiles I'm going to detonate next time you piss me off.
At least I'll be rid of them.
And I'll be rid of you.
Knock it off, I was drinking!
Drinking me...
Not if you keep it up.
Oh, I'll keep it up.
Saturday, March 20, 2010
A Year Later and Still Funny
Twelve/seven is pretty fair, in my book.
And that twelve hours is spent playing videogames.
You bought me a new game!?
Ha, you wish. Ann asked if I had to.
Damn, I got so excited. A new game to go out... I like her thinking.
Thursday, March 4, 2010
Kouple's Kombat
And big titties.
Is that why we play this game?
Big cartoon titties.