If I play video games on mute when I get home, will that keep you up?
I won't cuss.
Yes.
Oh.
You knew the answer to that.
You said another offensive thing in your sleep.
What did I say?
I put my arm around you and you informed me that we were moving too fast.
One of the neighborhood fucks left his train in the driveway.
I stole it.
You're horrible.
My dad said my insurance shouldn't be too much more since my rate went down.
Yeah, and you're married and a girl.
Looks like we have some haters in the audience today!
There actually won't be any crackin' out on video games at 2am in an apartment, either. If you want to fuck around, buy me a house.
What?!
Apartments are small and you're too intense with that shit.
You're not even pooping, you're just hanging out!
To do list: kill Karley
Shut up. Put that on your to do list.
i can horribly relate to the 'not pooping, just hanging out' statement. i'm pretty sure they know something we don't that keep them in there.
ReplyDeletepinch it quick, i say.