Tuesday, January 5, 2010

It's Sonic Good

Ooh, they have Limeade!
Huh?
Limeade.
You're so Mexican.
It's a specialty drink.

I was in shock.
Like, did she just do that?
Then, boom.
In my mouth.
(On the subject of tater tots)

What if you could get pregnant from giving blow jobs?

The world would be over populated.
We'd have like 10 kids.

Well, thanks for popping my Sonic cherry.
*pulls Maraschino from mouth*
Ha, cherry.
You're a child.

What if I had a mustache this thick?
Let me guess, I'd be single.
No, we'd just have a lot of Ralph's bags on hand.
With eye holes?
A mouth hole.

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