Dogs and Bioshock

They had five chili dogs for $5!?
Why didn't you say anything!?
What were you going to do with five chili dogs?
I'll freeze them if I have to.
Or, keep them in a shoe box under your bed?
Yes.
And peak in on them every so often.
"You've been bad chili dogs. You're on time out!"
"I'm so eating you later."
*3 seconds of silence*
This is going on the blog.

Ooh, will you play Bioshock with me tonight?
Will you settle down for ten minutes.
Can it be fifteen? I have to stop by the post office.

Vroooom!
Didn't I ask you to settle down?
I don't follow your rules or the rules of the road.
Fine. I guess you're playing Bioshock alone then.
Fine! It's a single player game anyway!

Boobs or pizza?
Well, I'm not going to starve myself!

Nice legs, Daisy Dukes

Did you get hit on?
Some guy thought I was married and another with a nervous twitch asked if he could teach me the two step.
That's it? Even with an ass like yours?
Well, there was this girl there in Daisy Dukes and a cut off shirt. I had a little competition.
What's her number? Not for me... for a friend.

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You just got a lesson in precision driving.
How about a precision ass-whooping?

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If I tell everyone that I forgot my wheelchair, will you push me around in this rollie chair all day?
That's stupid.
Why?
No one "forgets" their wheelchair.

Ditch Day!

See this naked finger?
Means I do what I want.

That's why I like taking you places.
So I don't have to make the scene.

You look really hot in heels.
Is that why you got all quiet?
Yeah, cause that Asian couple was in there.
I didn't want to stare at your ass the whole time.

I did not "cream my jeans".
Ooh, that's right. You were wearing shorts.